I'm sure by now, you have already heard that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting a divorce after 72 days of wedded bliss. I am in no way encouraging others to make a sex tape, make $17 million for getting married, then divorcing a couple months later. However, I am pointing out that, despite how we feel about the Kardashian Klan, Kimberly Kardashian is definitely winning.
- She's perfected the “damsel in distress” role. I'm not sure if Kim is dumb or not, but she plays the role well. Something about her, obviously, makes men want to play Captain Save-a-Ho. She's like the Kat Stacks of the NBA and NFL.
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- She made $17 (point-something) million off her “wedding” to Kris Humphries. How does one profit so damn much off of their wedding day? I don't know, but Kim K (or Kris Jenner, rather) has found a way. 72 days later, she can divorce and laugh all the way to the bank.
- You're talking about her right now. One way to make a person relevant is to pay attention to them. Obviously, with us talking about her, she stays relevant. Thus, her earning more money.
Just a thought.