31 October 2011

5 Reasons Why Kim K. is Winning

I'm sure by now, you have already heard that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting a divorce after 72 days of wedded bliss. I am in no way encouraging others to make a sex tape, make $17 million for getting married, then divorcing a couple months later. However, I am pointing out that, despite how we feel about the Kardashian Klan, Kimberly Kardashian is definitely winning.

  1. Her mom is ruthless. Kris Jenner is worse than the “Toddlers in Tiaras” moms. She doesn't play when it comes to money and endorsements. I only wish more mothers were like that in more important matters, such as education.
  2. She's perfected the “damsel in distress” role. I'm not sure if Kim is dumb or not, but she plays the role well. Something about her, obviously, makes men want to play Captain Save-a-Ho. She's like the Kat Stacks of the NBA and NFL.
  3. Photo Credit: http://fahrigarut81.blogspot.com/ 
    She's made money off her look, which consists of ONE facial expression. She doesn't have many layers to her. She smiles occasionally, but she always reverts back to that one “squinty-eyed, I-wanna-look-seductive” look. However, I suppose it works for her.
  4. She made $17 (point-something) million off her “wedding” to Kris Humphries. How does one profit so damn much off of their wedding day? I don't know, but Kim K (or Kris Jenner, rather) has found a way. 72 days later, she can divorce and laugh all the way to the bank.
  5. You're talking about her right now. One way to make a person relevant is to pay attention to them. Obviously, with us talking about her, she stays relevant. Thus, her earning more money.
If we stop paying so much attention to this opportunistic yamp, maybe she can go away...
Just a thought.



  1. i think i had to read this like 5000 times but you are in fact correct her mom is very ruthless its like she uses her kids to get to FAME and fortune. we all know kims marriage was a big FAKE and wasnt gonna take long for them to file for divorce.

  2. Yep. It wasn't a surprise that they would get divorced. We all didn't expect it to be so soon. I thought it would at least be 6 months lol.

  3. lmfao your wayyy too kind 6 months is too long for kim she change man like she changes her face. im surprise they lasted 3 months i gave them a MONTH. she was only doing it to have that perfect marriage like khloe but shes too much of a attention seeker.

  4. Lmao! I gave her the benefit of doubt. Womp womp.