29 September 2010

Being Uncool is the New Cool

The Simpsons... on being cool...

HOMER: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
BART: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool.

HOMER: You know what the song says: "It's hip to be square"?

LISA: That song is so lame.

HOMER: So lame that it's... cool?

BART AND LISA: No.

MARGE: Am I cool, kids?

BART AND LISA: No.

MARGE: Good. I'm glad. And that's what makes me cool, not caring, right?

BART AND LISA: No.

MARGE: Well, how the hell do you be cool? I feel like we've tried everything here.

HOMER: Wait, Marge. Maybe if you're truly cool, you don't need to be told you're cool.

BART: Well, sure you do.

LISA: How else would you know?

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